Tuesday, 21 June 2016


Bernie might start witing on my Facebook sometimes so my fwends can see what Bernie is doing.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 29 May 2016

Pills and fings

You can see dat because Bernie did not post to him blog for a long time dat me forgot lots of fings about talkin and spellin.
Anyway dat do not matter cos not many peoples weads Bernie blog.
It been waining and all de plants is happy and de weeds gwowing. My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy do not like weeds. Bernie finks dem is OK except for de ones what stick in Bernie fur.
Me had some fights lately wif new cats what comes to live here and dem fink dey can come in Bernie house and Bernie garden. De only pussy cats what is allowed to go in Bernie garden is Bernie and Jaffa.
My Mummy has to put medicine stuff on de cuts and scwatches. Bernie bes good and lets him Mummy fix dem cuts.
Dat is enough blogs.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 9 May 2016

A Muvvers Day Pwessie for Gwand-ma

Bernie forgot to tell evewybody dat Bernie give his Gwand-ma a nice little pink tin of glass head pins for Muvvers Day. My Gwand-ma likes dem de best and she do not have many left.
Luv from Bernie

Sunday, 8 May 2016

Muvvers Day

Here is bernie witing in him blog for Muvvers Day. Bernie used to have apussy cat Mummy a long time ago but me forgets all about her and now me has a Anne Mummy. She is de best Mummy. Bernie gave her a little pwitty flowow for her Muvvers Day. It smells yukkie but my Mummy likes it.
My Mummy said we was going to go on a picnic for Muvvers Day but it is waining so we are goin g to have our picnic in de lounge woom.
Happy Muvvers Day to all dem uvver Mummies too.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Bernie is unique

As you all knows, Bernie is a bit sick. Me has a over active thywoid and me has to have two tablets evewy day. Bernie is vewy good and takes his tablets like a vewy good tablet taking pussy cat. Then I have some tweats because I was good.
Now Bernie wants to start up a support gwoup for pussy cats wif dis illness so we can meet each uvver and talk about it and give each uvver maowal support. But dere is a pwoblem. Bernie is de only pussy cat in Temorwa wot has got dis sick fing so how can I get a support gwoup?
Maybe Berni should twy to find out if dere is any puppy dogs wif it or maybe Bernie could find a human support gwoup. Do you fink humans would let Bernie join deir support gwoup?
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 31 March 2016

Blogging again

Bernie got sick of witing in him blog. Then Uncle Tim keeps saying "Why doesn't Bernie wite in his blog any more?' and then Katy and Hughie came to visit and they said "Bernie why don't you wite in your blog any more?"
Bernie said "Miaow" wot means "Hmmph! I don't want to wite in my blog" But Gwand-ma said that maybe Bernie should wite in him blog cos all my fwends wants to wead it cos dem loves Bernie.
So Bernie is witing in him blog but only for his fwends wot loves him. If you do not love Bernie then STOP WEADING MY BLOG!
Jaffa caught anuvver birdie. It was a big birdie. It was a pigeon type of birdie. My Mummy took it to de vet. Jaffa has been looking for it. Now next time she has to go to the vet she will think that she is going to get that birdie.
We are going to have a sundial in our yard. That is a old fashioned clock. My Gwand-ma left it outside and she was checking what time it said and my Mummy say "Oh I thought you left it outside to charge". Silly Mummy. Even Bernie knows that it do not have batterwies. It is a solar powered clock.
Love fwom Bernie

Saturday, 10 October 2015

Jaffa is a bit mixed up

Yesserday Jaffa caught a birdie and eat it. She left the feathers and yukkie bits on the lounge woom floor.
Gwand-da cleaned it up.
Now today she caught another bird and she left lots of feather evewywhere again.
Bernie said "Jaffa you should not be catching those little birdies. You should let them keep flying awound and singing birdie songs"
Jaffa said "But they are tweety birds and Gwand-ma always gives us tweats when we are good pussy cats"
Bernie had to tell her that it is a diffwent sort of tweat. Tweats what Gwand-ma gives are tweats. That is diffwent to tweetie birds."
Oh how can Bernie explain that to his little sister pussy cat?"