Who is the picture pinching person?

Today Bernie was having a vewy nice sleep on Aunty Barbi's sandals.
Then I heard a click noise and it sounded like someone was taking a picture.
I looked up just in time to hear another click.
Bernie knows that lots of peoples love pictures of pwetty pussy cats like Bernie but it is not very polite to take a picture of someone famous without asking them first.
Here are the pictures what got pinched.
Bernie is twying to find out who is the vewy impolite perfectly pwetty pussy picture pinching person.
Luv fwom Bernie

Where is my Mummy?

Bernie knew that my Mummy went to Holland to see my Aunty Seher but that was a long time ago. She is still not back and Jaffa and Bernie have been looking for her.
Bernie has been calling out my special loud Miaow and even little Jaffa has been doing that special miaow although hers is not as loud as Bernie's.
If anyone knows where my Mummy is will they please tell her to huwwy up and come home.
Luv fwom Bernie.

A big quiet Day

Today my Gwand-ma and my Aunty Barbi went away to visit that Gweat Gwandfather what came here toi visit Bernie one day.
Gwand-da was at home on his own with just Bernier to take cafre of him. Jaffa was here too but she doies not know how to take care of peoples anyway.
Bernie took vewy good care of Gwand-da and Aunty Sam came to visit too to make sure that Gwand-da was getting taked care of.
After my Gwand-ma and my Aunty Barbi came home we watched the television. Aunty Barbi took some photos of us watching TV with the family.
Here they are:
Love fwom Bernie.

A New Visitor

Today a visitor came. It is my Aunty Barbi. Bernie likes Aunty Barbi cause she is the Mummy of my good fwend Brr. But Brrr did not come cos he got dead. Bernie is vewy sad and I miss my good fwend Brrr.
Aunty Barbi is in a diffwent car but she is the same.

Tomowwow my Mummy goes away for a holiday and Bernie cannot go with her because I HATE going places. I only like to stay home.
My Mummy can send me some postcards and I will like that.
Luv fwom Bernie

Jaffa Misses

Silly Jaffa! She uses the new kitty litter stuff that looks like sand but she did not aim her bum in the wight diwection and she did some of her poop on the carpet.
She takes a lot of twouble when she is going to do number 2. First she scwatches awound in the litter and moves it all awound in the tway. Then she walks awound the tway and she scwatches it again. Then she walks awound and in and out of the tway and she sits in it to see if it feels wight. Then she gets up and scwatches it all awound again and she scwatches the wall and the carpet and does it all again and then she gets in the tway and does her poop. But she does not put her bum in the wight place and one time today, some of the poop went on the carpet.
Gwand-ma saw her do that sho she wun and clean it all up stwaight away but Bernie was watching and I told her that next time she needs to aim her bum wight.
Silly old Jaffa. She needs a weversing camewa like on our Camwy so she can see where to aim her dewwiere.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Another scweaming fwog

Jaffa caught another scweaming fwog. It hopped under the fwidge and she couldn't get it.
She was twying to get it out all day so first my Gwand-ma shut Jaffa in her bedwoom and then my Mummy and my Gwand-ma pulled the fwidge out and that scweaming fwog had turned into four little wubber bouncy balls. Mummy and Gwand-ma swept and washed the floor under the fwidge because they said that is what ladies do and then they put the fwidge back.
When Gwand-ma went and opened her bedwoom door to let Jaffa out, Jaffa wan fast as fast to the kitchen. She knew that they were pulling the fwidge out and she wanted to get there before the scweaming fwog got away. But she just found the bouncy balls. Jaffa had a little play with them for a while but then she had another look under the fwidge just in case the scweaming fwog was still hiding there but we think it gone away.
We do not know where that scweaming fwog has gone.
If anybody knows will they plkease tell Jaffa.
Luv fwom Bernie

VISITORS FOR THE WEEKEND

We had some nice visitors this weekend. It was my Uncle Timmy and Aunty Lily. Bernie taught Jaffa how to lick shoes and so we both licked Aunty Lily's shoes. That made her feel nice and welcomne.
They weeded our garden. Some of those weeds were even bigger than Aunty Lily.
But there are still lots more weeds to get out.
Bernie and Jaffa might get some out.
Luv fwom Bernie

BERNIE AND JAFFA KNOWS HOW TO USE KITTY LITTER AGAIN

When little Jaffa got a pwoblem with doing a wee, it hurt her lots and lots and so she stopped doing her wee in the kitty litter because she thought the kitty litter was making it hurt. She told Bernie and so we both stopped using that kitty litter because Bernie did not want to get that stinging wee too.
Then we only got used to going to do our business outside in the garden.
When we went to stay with Aunty Shauna she did not want us to go outside in case we wandered away and got lost so she was vewy clever and she put some dirt in the litter tways.
Then we saw her pussy cat using another sort of stuff in a litter tway and it is not like that naughty gwey one what hurts so we twied that.
It did not hurt so Aunty Shauna told our Gwand-ma where to buy it and she buy it for Jaffa and Bernie and now we can use our litter tways again. It is much more conmvenient to be able to use our litter tways and not have to go outside evewy time we needs to tend to things.
Thankyou to Aunty Shauna. She is a vewy clever vet nurse.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Gwand-ma going a bit bonkers

My Gwand-da was in the hospital and had four operwations. That is a lot so he is a bit stwange. He sleeps on the chair in the family woom and not in the bed with Gwand-ma. That is because he cannot lie down flat anymore.
He always has to have a clean towel when he has a shower so he can't use the one he used yesterday so Gwand-ma is busy washing towels and getting him new ones all the time. And Gwand-ma has to help him get dwy and get dwessed and he has a new big zip down his tummy and Gwand-ma has to dwy that first with the clean towel and she has to do it vewy gently so Gwand-da do not cwy.
My Mummy had a cold and they have to be vewy careful not to let Gwand-da get it so they do not use a mug for more than one dwink. Sometimes Gwand-ma winsed the mugs and used them again but she said that now the mugs have to be washed in the dishwasher to make sure that my Mummy's cold germs do not get to Gwand-da.
Gwand-ma is being vewy careful and she is washing our bowls all the time too as soon as we finish our dindins she washes the bowls. That is a noosance because we used to twy and talk her into putting a little bit more dindins in them but now she takes them and washes them so quick that we do not get a chance to say one miaow.
That is silly. Gwand-da do not have dindins out of our bowls. What is that woman thinking of?
Luv fwom Bernie

Where is my Aunty Shauna?

Bernie has been searching everywhere and calling with my special loud call but I cannot find my Aunty Shauna.
My Gwand-ma told me that Aunty Shauna is in Cootamundwa and we can see her when we go there and here it is called Temowa and this is where we live with my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da but I cannot understand that. Bernie wants my Aunty Shauna too. Where is she?
Oh this is very hard for a little pussy cat to understand. Bernie needs lots of cuddles. Jaffa is confused too. She said she cannot see those chickens anymore and Katy and Hughie said that chickens are chookies but that is silly. Chookie is vewy nice to eat and we get it in a plastic bag and it is hot and smells nice. Those chickens were not in plastic bags and they were not hot and they did not smell nice.
Katy and Hughie are silly.
Luv fwom Bernie

Home Again

Bernie and Jaffa and Mummy and Gwand-ma and Gwand-da is all home again.
Aunty Shauna bwought Bernie and Jaffa to Temowa this morning and then my Gwand-ma came and got us and bwought us home again.
Then we got a big good surpwise. Gwand-da and our Mummy were there too.
We are all home and togever again and we are vewy happy.
I felt a bit funny all day because Aunty Shauna gave me one of those tablets to make me a bit sleepy so I would not get car sick. She did not give one to Jaffa because Jaffa does not get sick in the car.
Bernie and Jaffa have been wunning awound looking at evewything and we wemembered where the cat doors are and Jaffa wemebered to jump on top of Gwand-ma's feet and walk right up her when she was having a nanna nap and get a head scwatch and a cuddle.
Now Bernie and Jaffa miss our Aunty Shauna and Uncle Deweck.
Oh bovver! we always has to miss sumbody. If we are with our Aunty Shauna and Uncle Deweck we miss our Mummy and Gwand-ma and Gwand-da and if we are with our Mummy and Gwand-ma and Gwand-da then we miss our Aunty Shauna and our Uncle Deweck.
But we do not miss each uvver because we always stays with each uvver.
Luv fwom Bernie

BERNIE CAWGHT OUT!

Aunty Shauna cawght me out, rolling on her clothes and shoes today. Lucky Aunty Shauna thought it was funny and Bernie didn't get into twouble.

OUR NEW FWIEND

We are back at Aunty Shauna's house! We are beginning to like it here wery much! Jaffa and I have made friends with her dog named " Yogi", she isn't too bad. Bernie likes Yogi a lot, she does smell a bit different than Jaffa though. Yogi gets fed biscuits like mine, although they are a different colour, I like to eat them. Aunty Shauna says they aren't good for me, and I have to stop.

I hope Mum is coming home soon, Bernie misses her wery much.